Tech Shut up and take my money (15 Photos) March 9, 2017 borednerdist 259 Views 0 Comments money, photos 1 Squatty Potty – Turns out we’ve been pooping wrong. Squatty Potty, the original toilet stool of Shark Tank fame, aligns your body perfectly for easy elimination. Not only is squatting to poop the natural way to go, it’s also the fastest and most effective way to relieve your body of unwanted waste. For the best poop of your life go to squattypotty.com Chivers receive 20% off with code Chiveon. Squats are hard, but they don’t have to be…And neither does your poop. 2 The Princess Bride Playing Cards – Never have so many great personalities and quotes been crammed into one epic piece of 80’s cinema, and now you can bring them all back to life with The Princess Bride Playing Cards. 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