Tech Next Level Sh*t: Extracurricular Edition (12 Photos) April 1, 2017March 31, 2017 borednerdist 323 Views edition, extracurricular, level, photos 1 Dr. Dabber Boost Portable eRig- $150 The Dr. Dabber Boost is the first portable, battery-powered dab rig for “essential oils.” No torch required! The device heats to an optimal temperature with a simple press of a button, making it one of the easiest dabbing solutions available. The Boost eRig truly is the best of both worlds: a portable dabbing experience without any sacrifice. 2 Zelda Drink Cartridge- $20 Just because Link is so transparent about what he’s drinking doesn’t mean you have to be. The Zelda Hydration Cartridge and Straw looks just like the original NES classic cartridge, except you can put your booze in it. 3 KCCO Mighty Morphin Tee- $28 Form up, get in your Zord and and show that evil Rita Repulsa what’s what. Once the world has been saved, again, we can all keep a little calmer. 4 @HunterfitnessSquatty Potty Toilet Stool- $29 Take your sh*t to the next level… literally! Squatty Potty, the original toilet stool of Shark Tank fame, aligns your body perfectly for easy elimination. Not only is squatting to poop the natural way to go, it’s also the fastest and most effective way to relieve your body of unwanted waste. For the best poop of your life go to squattypotty.com. Plus, Chivers receive 20% off with code Chiveon. Squats are hard, but they don’t have to be…And neither does your pooping. 5 VSSL Flashlight Flask- $73 Behold, the most amazing thing to ever happen to a flashlight! This VSSL Flashlight Flask holds your beverage of choice, provides light to guide you in the dark, has a compass to keep your ass from getting lost, AND two shot glasses to make drinking in the wild easier. 6 Billy Jealousy Beard Care Kit- $25 Does your beard have a beard? Can they get unruly, bristly or just all-around gnarly? Then tame both of those fuckers with this kit from the geniuses over at Billy Jealousy. They call it the Billy Jealousy Beard Care Kit — because all your bearded buds will surely covet your new, well groomed face-mitten. 7 Maritime Supply Co – 10% discount code: “FIRSTCLASS” Free Shipping in the USA Be the master of both land and sea with this U.S.A. made necklace. Maritime Supply Co makes the most unique, handcrafted jewelry on the market and now they’ve expanded to the mainland with their new sister brand, Wildwood Supply. Each piece is designed, casted, and assembled in America, combining exotic woods with solid sterling sliver castings. Use discount code: FIRSTCLASS for 10% off your entire order. 8 COAST Polysteel 600R Rechargeable Waterproof LED Flashlight The Polysteel 600R is waterproof, drop proof, and crush proof, while adding a rechargeable capability to the mix. 9 Quiet Life Anti-Snoring Mask- $77 The company claims to have created “the world’s first and only sleep product to quiet snoring noise” while being “completely non-intrusive and incredibly comfortable.” It uses sub-wavelength technology to give you (and your annoyed girlfriend) a silent night’s sleep. 10 Joto Robotic Drawing Board- $200 Pieces of art on your wall are great, but wouldn’t they be cooler if you could change them with the touch of a smartphone screen? The Joto lets you turn pictures and words from your screen into pen and ink drawings. When you’re done with the existing one, it simply erases itself and starts new. 11 LEGO Compatible Tape- $11 Your inner child will sticking this stuff onto literally every surface of your life– your kitchen counter, your office desk, your bedroom pillow… nothing will ever get done except LEGO masterpieces and they will be amazing. 12 Alpha Centauri Luxury Hydroplane If you’ve ever wanted a fighter jet that speeds through the water, this is for you. A jet-like lifting canopy takes you inside the vessel, and you’ll have access to four leather bucket seats and an interior equipped with a speaker system and Raymarine navigation. The best part is it looks like it’s straight out of a Bond villains garage, right?